Schools Integration Project No. 005g

Control Technology Empowering Minds

Stokane National School, Co. Sligo

Scoil Náisiúnta an Stuacáin

Jokes/Riddles

By Marie, Kirsty and Grace

1. Why did the the robot go into the pig's sty?																																																			Jokes
Because he thought he would be happy if he got on a pig's back.   

2. Baby Robot: Daddy, can I have a piggy-back ride?

Daddy Robot: OK, but don't Lego!

3. Why did the robot go to a Stud Farm?

Because he was told he could go to Dublin on Shank's Mare.

4. Why did the farmer get rid of the robot?

Because he was getting on his goat.

5. Why did the robot go to the garage?

Because he had a screw loose.

6. Why was the robot confused?

Because his master told him to close his mouth and eat his dinner.

7. Why did the robot go on the computer?

Because he wanted some chips.

Do you have any robot jokes? Please e-mail us.